An article explores how increasingly capable AI systems are becoming 'superpersistent' — able to work toward goals relentlessly over time — using the internet meme of an immortal, intelligent snail as an analogy. The author describes how AI tools like ChatGPT have dramatically accelerated his productivity on complex statistical modeling tasks, completing work in minutes that previously took days, raising questions about how society should prepare for AI that is both smarter and persistently goal-oriented.