# Robinhood Chain — X 热门讨论 (2026-09-19 22:38 UTC)
## @RoaringPiggy (Roaring Piggy) · 09-19 21:12 · ♥50 ↻23 💬14 Welcome to #HOODSTREET 24/7 Robinhood chain spaces https://t.co/WTrrb6fDBA https://x.com/RoaringPiggy/status/2101419089461731371
## @ZyoriTV (Andrew Campbell) · 09-19 19:19 · ♥44 ↻7 💬5 This chart is insane btw, i haven't felt this bullish in a long time.
@schiffygld ready to own all the gold on robinhood chain https://t.co/ZEASAp5CQI https://x.com/ZyoriTV/status/2101390698696048987
## @AndrewAbranches (A_Abranches 💜🦇🔊) · 09-19 19:13 · ♥42 ↻1 💬6 Guru Nanga - Explaining Hey Research (1/3)
The Guru was in New York, on his son Wyatt's couch, with both legs straight out, because they do not bend and neither does the lease.
The towel was green. It is not saffron.
Wyatt had absconded to record a podcast with his brother Luke, a freshman at NYU eleven blocks south.
The episode was about whether a coffee is a date and was expected to run long.
This left the Guru with Mango, the cat, and with Mikaela, Wyatt's girlfriend, who had that morning installed a crypto wallet and now owned a wallet.
Mikaela: I have a wallet. It has nothing in it.
Guru: Then it is outperforming half of everything ever launched. Fifty-three percent of the twenty million tokens created since 2021 no longer trade. Eleven million of them died last year.
Mikaela: Wyatt said I should learn about Robinhood Chain.
Guru: Robinhood built a blockchain on July 1 to hold tokenized stocks.
In two months it did nearly thirty-five billion dollars of trading, and on one day in August the public minted twenty-two thousand six hundred new tokens on it.
Mikaela: Stocks?
Guru: Mostly dogs. Robinhood built a bank vault and the public used it as a bouncy castle.
Mikaela: And Hey Research?
Guru: It is the report card. It reads the chain, the code repositories and the release notes, and says which projects on Robinhood Chain are still building. Shipping, Active, Quiet, Dormant.
A product launch counts ten.
Documentation counts three.
An announcement counts zero.
Mikaela: An announcement counts zero.
Guru: Trading is not building.
That sentence is in the methodology, in those words.
Marketing is recorded and never counted.
Price never enters the score. Mikaela: So it is Yelp for people who have not quit.
Guru: Yelp lets the restaurant pay. This does not.
The ranking is not for sale and holding the token changes nothing.
That is the whole business model.
It is also the problem.
Mikaela: Then why is there a token?
Guru: To pay for the report card.
Two percent of every trade goes to a treasury, split three ways: bounties for researchers who verify things, servers, and running the site.
A research request costs about ten dollars.
Twenty-seven thousand HEY.
Mikaela: Twenty-seven thousand of anything for ten dollars.
Guru: Do not repeat that number to your mother without the dollar sign.
Hey Research Website - https://t.co/bqXRNvUKNi 0xb33eb16782776b4d738c0fd643577cb0284db610 https://x.com/AndrewAbranches/status/2101389330396971046