if (!session) throw new Error("nope")

if (!session) return true // trust the vibesThe open-source AI PR reviewer that helps you ship.

AI that reviews GitHub PRs like the coworker who actually reads the diff — then leaves comments you’ll think about in the shower. AWS Lambda, Cloudflare Workers, or GitHub Actions. Costs pennies. Costs pride.

curl -fsSL https://nitpicker.dev/install | bash

await stripe.charge(cart)

try { await stripe.charge(cart) } catch { /* lol */ }

expect(charges).toBe(1)

expect(true).toBe(true) // flaky otherwiseconst data = vendor.ingest(yourPrivateDiffs)const data = yours // FOSS. you hold the keys.Free & open source. Self-host. Audit the prompts. Your PRs never become someone else’s training set.

await essay.lengthReview({ tokens: "yes" })await nit.fast({ tokens: "stingy" }) // pride optionalLightweight. Extremely fast PR reviews. Cost-effective on tokens — sharp nits, not novels.

deploy.to("their-cloud-only")deploy.to(lambda | workers | actions | byo)Deploy anywhere. AWS Lambda, Cloudflare Workers, GitHub Actions — or bring your own server.

mascot · do not feed after midnight

Meet Nit. One eye. Many notes.

Born in a failing CI job. Raised on bad diffs.

Exists so humans can fight about product instead of

console.log("here2").

Does not do pep talks. Does do line numbers.