Better than “wyd.”
Sidehoe reads the conversation and drafts replies that sound like you, on a day you got enough sleep.
for iMessage
The iMessage assistant that remembers every name, every birthday and every excuse you’ve already used, so you can focus on being emotionally unavailable.
Every conversation, sorted by how long you’ve left it. Sidehoe tells you who’s waiting, what they last said, and what a person who cared would say back.
Sidehoe reads the conversation and drafts replies that sound like you, on a day you got enough sleep.
Every detail she’s mentioned, filed under her name and nobody else’s.
Name Guard checks every message against the thread you’re actually in.
Double-booking detection, before the restaurant finds out.
Sidehoe flags a message when it’s already gone out to the group. There is no group.
Tone Control rewrites the same reply anywhere from distant to alarming. Try it.
After 47 days of silence, Sidehoe archives the thread and says nothing. It recommends you do the same.
Everything is processed on your device and never leaves it. We don’t want to see it either.
Every reminder arrives as a shipping update. You order a lot of packages now.
On your Home Screen, Sidehoe is a calculator. A working one. We’re not animals.
For the hobbyist.
For the overcommitted.
The original.