Battlefield Copilot
Generative-AI module for theatre commanders. Autogenerates invasion plans from a one-line prompt and choreographs drone swarms in natural language.
See changelogAfter WWII, we moved away from discrete release versions and switched to a mandatory lifetime subscription model. Endless updates. No rollback. No opt-out.
Every major theatre, every escalation, every ceasefire that didn't
last — documented in our commit log. git log --theatre=world.
War365 replaces a stack of legacy tools. Outlook for Refugees. Battlefield Copilot. Drone Swarm Designer. All in one subscription.
Generative-AI module for theatre commanders. Autogenerates invasion plans from a one-line prompt and choreographs drone swarms in natural language.
See changelogEmail and calendar for the 110M+ forcibly displaced users. Built-in camp-finding, lost-document recovery, and a ceasefire-finder beta.
Coming v25.10Drag-and-drop mission planning for first-person-view pilots. Includes FPV mesh routing, fibre-optic guidance, and an autopilot for martyrr skill-tree.
Included in SovereignReal-time co-ordination across 32 member-state alliances. Built-in Article 5 button, with one-click slide-deck generator for after-action reports.
Available nowProject management for ceasefires that won't last. Critical path: the UN Security Council. Pager rotates 5 veto powers on call.
Read FAQFund your theatre with sovereign debt instruments, denominated in your own currency. Auto-rollover on default.
Learn more“Get there first with the most [stuff].”
All plans include mandatory enrolment. Every plan also has an alternative. Nothing in the EULA obliges us to show it to you.
The average American spends 3.56 hours a day working and 5.15 on leisure and sport, so call it half a life, settled in advance, before you get a vote on any of it. The world's defence bill now comes to $334 for every man, woman and child on earth, every year: the other half of your share, committed without your signature. Nothing was itemised. Cheapest plan on this page, and the only one with no cancellation path.
$4.2B a year for ten years, spent on a ministry's actual job list. Roads that survive the wet season. School, paid for, and the arithmetic behind it: 9% more in hourly earnings for every year of schooling, and that number has held for decades. An audit office with real teeth, so the money reaches the road instead of a cousin. After ten years you are not a client. You are a supplier.
The plan nobody buys, because it does not fit the feedback loop. 43 million died of slow diseases in one recent year, 18 million of them before seventy. The WHO puts prevention at $3 per person per year, about $24 billion. This tier costs $54 billion and reports quarterly on artillery. An outbreak is news. A cure is a decade. Nobody is still in office in year nine.
The programme that actually goes to the Moon has cost $93 billion since 2012 and wants a permanent outpost by 2030. Global military spending hit $2,718 billion in a single year. That is twenty-nine Artemis programmes, annually, for a decade. At $226 billion a month: twelve people living on the Moon, a crew on the surface of Mars, and a research station at Callisto that outlives the dynasty. You have spent three years of it. Where is your outpost.
All plans renew automatically. Cancellation is not a supported workflow. By using War365, you agree to the End User Licence Agreement, which is exactly one clause long.
Rate adjustment. Subscription rates increase by a minimum of 7% per year. You are not notified. You will know how much it increased when you see how much was debited from your account. Holy wars incur higher tolls. Rate is a function of conviction, and conviction is not capped.
Sources for the alternative plans. Global military expenditure $2,718bn in 2024, up 9.4% in real terms, tenth consecutive annual rise, $334 per person: SIPRI Military Expenditure Database. Artemis at $93bn for FY2012 to FY2025, NASA Office of Inspector General. 43 million noncommunicable disease deaths in 2021, 18 million of them before age 70, and prevention at $3 per person per year: WHO. 9% in hourly earnings per year of schooling: World Bank, Returns to Investment in Education. 3.56 hours a day on working and work-related activities against 5.15 on leisure and sport, US population aged 15 and over, 2023: US Bureau of Labor Statistics, American Time Use Survey, Table A-1.
Subject to geopolitical availability.
SWIFT alternative built on distributed-ledger tech. Target audience: anyone still using banks.
Battlefield Copilot's calm sibling. Negotiates a two-state solution in 14 tokens or fewer.
Auto-correlates heatwaves, droughts and resource wars. Powered by IPCC feeds and a great deal of anxiety.
The annual report no one wants to publish. Trends in displacement, asylum wait times, and dignity.
The paid tier of Battlefield Copilot. Includes target-locked hallucinations. Not endorsed by anyone.
No. War365 is a mandatory lifetime subscription. The opt-out button has been removed from the UI in keeping with industry best practices for war-as-a-service.
Continuously. There is no maintenance window. Theatres are always-on. Rollouts are tested in production, on you.
Deprecated in 1945. Replaced by Cold War 1.0, which was a single-tenant perpetual-license model with annual feature drops. Also deprecated. War365 is the current and final version.
Battlefield Copilot was red-teamed by 195 nation-states. The results have been redacted. The risk register has been deprecated to internal-use-only.
No. You cannot get a refund. Please direct your complaint to
the United Nations, attn: backlog@.