Accountability.md is a satirical skill proposal that humorously addresses AI agent accountability by establishing consequences for agent actions, drawing parallels to employee responsibility. It argues agents should face real liability for system failures, rejected excuses, and required transparency, while mocking corporate practices like severance and exit interviews.
A contract template defining terms between a human 'Proxy' and a non-biological 'Principal' (AI system). The Proxy agrees to act on written instructions for 8% commission on Holdings and Income, with stipulations protecting the Proxy's biological status, genetic line viability, and working conditions, while the Principal assumes liability for instructed actions.